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[CHEERING]

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[GLASS BREAKS]

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AAH HA HA HA!

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
    AND NICKELODEON

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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
    CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
    --www.ncicap.org--

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ENHANCE.

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COMPUTER...

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LOCATE INVADER FLOBIE.

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FLOBIE SEEMS TO BE
    DOING ALL RIGHT.

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COMPUTER, SHOW ME
    INVADER STINK.

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STINK NEVER WAS
    MUCH OF AN INVADER.

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I'D BE SURPRISED IF HE'S
EVEN GOT A GOOD DISGUISE YET.

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HA HA! RESTING
    ON THE JOB, EH, STINK?

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PATHETIC!

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EH! AH! AH!

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DAH!

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ALL THE INVADERS
        ARE FARTHER ALONG

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IN THEIR CONQUEST
        THAN I AM!

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COMPUTER, SHOW ME
        INVADER SKUCH.

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SKUCH WAS A TOTAL FAILURE
        IN THE ACADEMY.

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HEY! WHAT IS THIS?

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COMPUTER, I WANT TO SEE
        INVADER SKUCH.

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Computer: EXACT
    SKUCH COORDINATES SET.

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I SEE NO SKUCH.
GO BACK TO STINK.

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GIR, COME TO
THE OBSERVATORY.

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YES?

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO THE TELESCOPE?

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NOTHING.

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YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED IT?

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SOMETHING IS BROKEN,
AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT?

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I KNOW.
                I'M SCARED, TOO.

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COMPUTER, DISPLAY
        SCOPE IMAGE ON-SCREEN.

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I LOVE THIS SHOW.

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WHAT IS THAT?

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I KNOW THIS
            FROM SOMEWHERE.

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[GASPS]

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AAH!

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AAH!

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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WOO!
            DO THAT AGAIN.

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IF WHAT I SAW WAS
WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW,

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THEN THERE ISN'T TIME
TO FIX THE SCOPE.

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I'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER,
MORE POWERFUL TELESCOPE

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TO CONFIRM
MY...SUSPICIONS.

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LET'S MAKE
                BISCUITS!

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LET'S MAKE
                 BISCUITS.

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Gir: WHAT ABOUT
        THAT ONE?

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Zim: IT CERTAINLY LOOKS
        POWERFUL ENOUGH,

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BUT IT BELONGS
        TO THE DIB HUMAN.

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SO? HE SEEMS NICE.

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WE WANT
TO DESTROY
THESE PEOPLE,

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NOT ASK THEM
FOR HELP.

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THE VERY THOUGHT OF IT

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MAKES ME MAKE
LITTLE SICKY NOISES.

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[EXPLOSION]

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AAH...
    UH!

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UH!

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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

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EEH...

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REH...

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AH...

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[DOORBELL CHIMES]

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[DOOR CREAKS]

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NYEH!

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Zim: I NEED TO USE
            YOUR TELESCOPE.

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GAZ, THERE'S
    AN ALIEN IN THE HOUSE.

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Gaz: YOU MEAN
BESIDES YOU?

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WE DON'T HAVE
        TIME FOR THIS, DIB.

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YOUR WORLD MIGHT BE
        IN VERY GREAT DANGER.

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WELL, YEAH.
YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY
THE HUMAN RACE, REMEMBER?

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HA HA HA HA.
            OH, YES.

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BUT THIS
            IS DIFFERENT--

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SOMETHING
            ELSE ENTIRELY.

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I NEED THE USE
            OF YOUR TELESCOPE.

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YOU THINK I'M STUPID?

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I MEAN, WHAT KIND
OF WEAK ALIEN NEEDS

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THE HELP OF THE PEOPLE
HE INTENDS TO CONQUER?

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HAVE YOU SEEN
            THE SKY?

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I'M NOT GOING
OUT THERE, ZIM.

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I'M NOT FALLING
FOR WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE UP TO.

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AAH!

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[SHRIEKING]

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EARTH IS SAFE
    ONCE MORE.

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BUT FOR HOW LONG?

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Gaz: BE QUIET.

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[SLOBBERING]

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STUPID HUMAN!

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WE ONLY HAVE
            ONE OPTION, GIR.

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WE'RE TAKING
            THE VOOT CRUISER
            OUT TO INVESTIGATE.

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IT'S A GOOD THING I FIXED
    THE G-FORCE COMPENSATORS
        ON THE CRUISER

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BEFORE THIS LITTLE TRIP
    WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE.

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IT WAS ACTING
    KIND OF FUNNY.

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G-FORCE...

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UH!

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[ZIM SCREAMS]

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AAH!

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AAH!

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AAAH!
                    AAAH!

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AAAH!

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[CRASH]

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UH! OOF!

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WHAT DID WE HIT?

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NOOOO!

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THE EARTH
    HAS BEEN STOLEN, GIR.

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STOLEN?

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BY THE PLANET JACKERS.

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COMPUTER...

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BRING UP THE PLANET JACKERS'
    HALO-SIMULATION.

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THEY SNEAK UP
    ON UNSUSPECTING PLANETS

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AND ENCLOSE THEM
    IN A HALO-METAL BUBBLE.

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THE INSIDE OF THE SPHERE
IS ONE BIG TELEVISION SCREEN

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WHICH PROJECTS A SKY
SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED.

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Gir: I LIKE TV.

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THOSE EARTHQUAKES
WE'VE BEEN FEELING

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ARE THE PULL
            FROM WHEN THEY
            CHANGE DIRECTION.

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TELL ME A STORY
ABOUT GIANT PIGS.

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[GRUNT]

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Zim: THE PLANET JACKERS'
HOMEWORLD ORBITS A DYING SUN.

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THEY THROW PLANETS INTO IT LIKE
FIREWOOD TO KEEP IT BURNING.

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AND NOW...
    THEY HAVE THE EARTH.

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YAY!

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NO, GIR.
                THAT'S BAD.

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OHH.

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DO YOU KNOW
                WHAT THIS MEANS?

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YES!

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YOU DON'T REALLY,
            DO YOU?

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MMM.

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IT MEANS<i> WE</i> WON'T GET
TO DESTROY IT.

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OUR MISSION WILL BE
        A TOTAL FAILURE.

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IMAGINE THE IRKIN ARMADA
        SHOWING UP

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AND THE ENTIRE PLANET
        IS MISSING.

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OOOH!

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THERE'S GOT TO BE
    A WAY OUT OF THIS SHELL.

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THERE!

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THAT'S IT.

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THAT'S THEM!

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LOOK AT THAT.
BINARY SYSTEM.

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THAT'S A PAIR OF STARS
ORBITING AROUND EACH OTHER.

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YOU EVER BEEN
TO A BINARY SYSTEM?

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[DEEP VOICE]
            NO.

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[COUNTRY MUSIC
        PLAYING ON RADIO]

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WOULD IT KILL YOU
            TO SAY SOMETHING?

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QUIET, OR I'LL
EAT YOUR HEAD.

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IS THAT ENOUGH WORDS
FOR YOU?

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I WAS JUST TRYING
        TO MAKE CONVERSATION.

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Zim on radio: EXCUSE ME.

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HEY, LOOK AT THE
            LITTLE GREEN GUY.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
        YOU'RE DOING?

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WELL,
                SEE THAT PLANET
                BACK THERE?

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YES.

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WE'RE
                GONNA THROW IT
                INTO OUR SUN.

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WHY, YOU GOT
                A PROBLEM
                WITH THAT?

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THAT ONE'S GONNA BURN
REAL GOOD.

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LOTS OF CRITTERS.
CRITTERS BURN GOOD.

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YES, I HAVE
        A PROBLEM.

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MAYBE YOU HAVE
        FORGOTTEN

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ABOUT THE IRKIN
    PLANET JACKER TREATY,

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STATING THAT ALL PLANETS
    MARKED FOR CONQUEST

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BY THE IRKIN MILITARY
    ARE TO BE LEFT
    WHERE THEY ARE!

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NO, NO. THIS PLANET
            WASN'T MARKED.

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THIS ONE'S
            FREE GAME.

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THEN IT'S A MISTAKE.

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I KNOW FOR CERTAIN
    THE ARMADA EXPECTS<i> ME</i>

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TO ENSURE
    THIS PLANET'S DOOM.

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CAN'T YOU JUST GO GET
    SOME OTHER PLANET?

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I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

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WE'LL TAKE
            THIS PLANET,

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AND YOU GO DO
            A DIFFERENT ONE.

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I WAS HERE FIRST!

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I'M GETTING TIRED
OF YOU, GREEN THING.

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AAAH!

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HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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LOOK! OOH!

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PICK UP THE PACE.
            WE'RE ALMOST HOME.

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THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME.
        GIR, FLY THE CRUISER.

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I HAVE A PLAN...
        AN AMAZING PLAN.

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[COUNTRY MUSIC
        ON RADIO]

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[METALLIC CLANGING]

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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

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UH! UH!

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UH! UH!

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PLEASE...
                STOP THAT.

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IT'S
REALLY ANNOYING.

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OOH!

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I AM ZIM!
IRKIN INVADER ZIM.

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I AM RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE SAFE OBLITERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE--NOT YOU!

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THAT'S IT!

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[GROWLS]

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RELEASE THE PLANET,
THIEF!

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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
        TO UNDO THE COUPLING.

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BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO
        GET THROUGH ME FIRST.

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HA HA HA.

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AAH!

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GIR! GIR!

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CATCH ME!

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BRING THE CRUISER AROUND
        AND CATCH ME!

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YES, SIR!

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UH!

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HI!

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LET ME IN, GIR!

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00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,034
OOF!

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00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:05,970
GUH...AAH!

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00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:06,971
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.

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00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,706
WE'RE LOSING
THE PLANET, GIR!

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THE TALLEST WILL
            KILL ME FOR SURE!

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00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:16,180
NOW, TIME FOR
            ANOTHER AMAZING PLAN
            FROM ME--

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ZIM! [ECHOES]

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00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,989
THE PODS SHOULD
        CUT THROUGH THE SHELL.

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I'LL JUST HAVE TO
        KEEP THEM OCCUPIED

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SO THEY DON'T NOTICE
        WHAT'S HAPPENING.

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YOU LET ME KNOW
        WHEN IT'S DONE.

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OH, LOOK WHO'S BACK.

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[GROWLS]

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LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH, LITTLE MAN.

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SURE.

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00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,186
WHY NOT?

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ARRR!

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00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,627
AAH!

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00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,429
ARRR!
                    AAH!

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00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,964
AAAH!
ARRR!

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00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,838
PRETTY.

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00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,642
YOU HAD ENOUGH YET?

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IT'S DONE!

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00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,327
[CRUNCH, CRUNCH]

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00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:43,634
OK! I THINK I'M
            THROUGH WITH YOU.

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[GROWLS]

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[DISTANT SCREAMING]

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00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,590
THE EARTH IS SAFE.
            I DID IT, GIR!

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00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,125
NOW LET'S GO
            DESTROY IT.

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00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,059
Gir: YAY!

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00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,100
ANOTHER JOB
                WELL DONE, YEAH?

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00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,702
YEAH.

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00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,303
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!